I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ow.When I was about five, I was climbing about in a tree in my front yard (as you do), when I slipped. This tree had a fork in it, and I landed in the fork sideways, with a leg on either side, as if I were riding a pony.
I hit so hard I jammed myself in there and my father had to pull me out.
On the bright side, I hit hard enough that I didn't have to deal with a hymen once I hit puberty and discovered boys.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:02, Reply)
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