I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not my painhis.
On holiday I drew a cocknballs on my mate's bawsack.
I don't know why, but it was fucking hilarious.
It hurt him in a pen/sword/mightier fashion.
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The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:18,
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