I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I once prostituted my hot cock to a japanese businessman in a primark suitThe cunt bit the whole thing off. Said it tasted like "ticken". Fortunately he covered his salami sausage in utterly butterly and did my bum in. The trip to A&E was worth it.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 3:08,
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