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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I once prostituted my hot cock to a japanese businessman in a primark suit
The cunt bit the whole thing off. Said it tasted like "ticken". Fortunately he covered his salami sausage in utterly butterly and did my bum in. The trip to A&E was worth it.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 3:08, Reply)

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