I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Still gives me nightmares.Little 6 year old me entered first class at school. There was a girl who honestly looked like a gorrila, anyway teacher vacates the room one day to the rising noises of rowdiness. For some reason gorrila girl gets mad at me. I'm standing at the top of the row, she's at the back, charges full tilt toward me and with a kick like an angry silverback, booted my balls into my body. White light, pain and straight off home.
On the positive side two days later a cute female dotor gave my 6 year old eyes a view of a cleavage so fantastic that I have never seen equals since.
Oh and I got a week off school as well!
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 4:56,
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