I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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lubricant is teh goodWhen I was about 22 my boyfriend and I were about to have sex and, although condoms were handy, lube was not. "Oh that's OK, we don't need any lubricant" I gaily trilled and we got down to it. I ended up with my own banjo string - a big raised scar running from my hole to my other hole. Owee owee owee. Lube is good, use plenty!
Also, someone's already posted this but I too have known the pain of intra-nasal semen application. My eyes are watering just thinking about it.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 7:15, Reply)
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