I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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The folly of men's youth....Once in my 20's - I decided for a laugh to dip my nob into my then girlfriend's glass of wine. It was funny for me for about a microsecond before the alcohol seeped into my hogseye far enough to burn on sensitive skin tissue.
Urination was 'uncomfortable' to put it mildly for 24 hours, and ever since, wine goes down my gullet, and my tadger stays safely in my underpants.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 8:40, Reply)
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