I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Mountain Biking in WalesI sat down for a rest, wearing my lycra cycling shorts.... Sudden intense stinging on my arse.... I checked the grass to find that I'd sat on the smallest, weediest nettle ever. It stung my bum.
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beefandcheese, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:41,
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