I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Deep HeatPulled a muscle in my thigh. Started rubbing it on. How was I supposed to know it would burn if you got it a bit close to the man tackle? It was a pulsating, throbbing pain (like a strange orb glowing on an alien ship), that would vary the intensity of my manly screaming.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:09, Reply)
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