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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not nice this - sry
Bleeding from rear end - went to docs (this was between christmas and new year).
"Assume the position" he says.
After what I thought was quite enough of a good look he says "I have some good news and some bad news"
"The good news is, you haven't got piles" (pause for effect) "the bad news is, I have to look further in"
Somewhat uncomfortable that bit, wish I'd gone to a lady doctor (smaller hands.....)
On parting (yes I've spelt that right), I wished him Happy New Year, he had the grace to laugh.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:15, Reply)

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