I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
(
rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
« Go Back
poppa need a brand new bagwhen i was in the cubs we built a ropeswing using a splintery old log as a seat.
not sure i need to say much more.
i get emotional just thinking about the moment i jumped - and the image of my ruptured little scrotum haunts me to this day.
8 stitches. whimper whimper.....
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:17, Reply)
« Go Back