I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Mmm-MarmiteProbably untrue, unoriginal and already posted, but I heard you can get your bollocks into a Marmite jar, but once there, its impossible to get them out without having to smash the jar - causing much glass sharding fun. Certainly not testing that theory.....
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:19, Reply)
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