I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Mint flavour condoms......should not, under any circumstances, be used for penetration!
At a party with my then boyfriend and wanting to get jiggy, but no johnny to hand, oh dear. 'Friend' kindly offers us one of his, we get down to business and oh dear lord, it is wrong wrong wrong!
For the next 24 hours or so my lady bits feel like they've been plunged into absolute zero conditions. Not pleasant!
It's probably somehow karmic that my current boyfriend is having bowstring fragility issues, so it's my turn to inflict pain with my good lovin'. He's booked in for the op in September and is cacking it.
Length and girth will hopefully be the same post-operation.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:46, Reply)
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