I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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This is the funniest QoTW for a while, isn't it?Alas, I've only got one story and it's not very good. It was far too wordy when I first typed it, so here's the quick version, in handy bullet points for your convenience:
* - Work do
* - Drinking in Northampton - bit pissed.
* - Shots bar; went for the hot spicy chilli one from hell
* - nearly puked
* - had a wee
* - cock started burning from chilli drink on hands
* - hilarious consequences
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:20, Reply)
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