I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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not me but a pal, honestmy pal wasnt very sexually active, but nonetheless he thought he had genital warts, due to the one big big yellow lump on his sack. one rushed trip to the doctors later and he was hurriedly reffered to the GUM (genito-urethral medicine) clinic for assessment.
so, at the clap doctors, the pretty nurse takes him into a room, examines the lad and says "ah, no...thats not a wart, its just a blocked pore - its really just a big spot"
thinking he'd got of lightly, my pals mood perked up. until the pretty nurse said "...but seeing as your obviously putting yourself in the way of genital warts we should get you sorted"
cue the barbed earbud down the lad, and various horrendously painful scrapings. all the while, this pretty nurse - who turned out to be from his home town - was aksing him about people they both knew.
"is that your mum? i must tell her i was speaking to you next time i see her"
hee hee. he told me this in confidence too.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:37, Reply)
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