I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Archery like a girlWent along after much encouragement from beloved. Nearly twanged my left nipple off on two separate occasions having been instructed by a very sweet but naive 15 year old boy who had shown me the correct stance....if I were a bloke....rather than a not ungifted in the top drawer lady. Now that really arsing hurt.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:48, Reply)
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