I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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A story my father used to tell..Back when I was a nipper we lived in Harlow, and my Dad was friendly with a bloke called Joe.
Joe lived a few streets from us, and rode a motorbike. He used to bemoan the fact that every night when he rode home from work, he'd park up, and as he walked away the same dog would always come along, cock its leg against his bike and slash on it.
This pissed Joe off after a few weeks, so one night he connected the bike's frame to the battery's live terminal.
The dog padded down the road, cocked it's leg on cue and then started to urinate.
Of course it instantly realised something was wrong as 9 volts shot up its wanger, but it couldnt break away until it had finished.
Apparently it legged it, and after that always crossed the road round Joe's bike.
It's probably been embellished in the telling but it comes up every few christmases at my parents house.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:35, Reply)
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