I let someone else do it for love
In my mid twenties I embarked on a period of abstinence and celibacy after a godawful period of emotional torture and manipulation. Women huh! Anyhoo, met this gorgeous but completely unpredictable little Italian American and fell completely head over heels. We dated a bit, we practised some belly to belly, and things were going swimmingly. Then she announces that she prefers sex without condoms, shes on the pill, and has had a full sexual health checkup inclung AIDS test and I can see the Cert if I want! We can move into anytime anyplace bareback riding anytime we like - so long as I go get a reciprocal health check first. Even got me the details of the specialist clinic (its in the Chelsea & Wesminster if you want a go). What oh, I thought, couple of blood tests, pee in a bottle, quick bollock squeeze and we're away. All these went swimmingly, then the big male nurse went away for a couple of minutes and reappeared with his swab kit. "This is going to be a little bit uncomfortable" he said. LIAR
We did have a great 3 years mind, but it still makes me cringe.

Playing cricket and my mate at short leg stopped a blinding sideswipe with his goolies. The whole field winced, he whispered "cnut" very gently, then slid to the floor more slowly than I have ever witnessed. Glorious to watch. Oddly, he got fined for foul language - he asked the umpire if he could kick him in the nuts and guage his response - compare and contrast etc.

btw, rhyswynne needs help

length, girth - not having a bit of it
(kaptinkurtz, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:45, Reply)