I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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and just remembered this oneIn middle school, about 12 or something, and just getting accustomed to bodies and things like that. Mate sticks his hand up in class and asks if he can go to the loo. Permission granted he trots off, but disappears for what seems like ages. Finally comes back white as a sheet. Sits back at the desk then leans across and whispers "you know when you have a wee, you pull the skin back to make it aim better? well, i think I pulled a bit hard. Its bleeding a bit." He wasn't fucking joking either, looked like he'd pissed himself (if wee is thick red and sticky)
he went on to be a rock god
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:51, Reply)
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