I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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oooh, and this oneFirst car, big fat rover 220gt turbo. bit of moving shadow on the cd, marlboro hanging out of mouth, everyone in good spirits cruising in the summer sun. finish tab and flick tabend out window, laughing and joking and cruising along dual carriageway, when i realise it feels as though someone has stabbed me in the groin. my tabend had blown back in and lodged itself directly in contact with my bellend. I nearly stuffed the car across a busy roundabout as i hunched over screaming and smacking myself in the nuts to put it out.
can laugh about it now - still see the expressions of sheer terror on my mates faces
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:03, Reply)
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