I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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BreasticlesA couple of years ago I did a weeks volunteer work at a playscheme for disabled children and young adults, and one day I was with the older teenagers group, some of whom were about the same age as me. Anyway, myself and the other leader, a rather nice looking young male, decided to organise a game of football for the 'more abled' of the disabled teens, and went outside to play. One of them kicked the football straight at me. I put my hands up to defend my face, but the ball missed my face and hit me straight in the tit. It was a very hard leather football and it hurt a lot. Like being kicked in the bollocks, but for a girl. Bent double crying my eyes out while this nice looking young male is going "Are you OK? Where does it hurt?". He didn't offer to rub it better though.
Length, Girth, Blah, Blah, I'd make a joke but I'm much too lazy
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:21, Reply)
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