I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My mate's older brotherSnapped his banjo string once whilst shagging his bird in the airing cupboard. Strange thing was, he apparently didn't feel anything until he had finished the job and, erm "pulled out" to find himself greeted with a bleeding cock, a screaming girlfriend and the worst pain he had ever felt in his life.
Bet it was funny though.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:44, Reply)
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