I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ooowww...Front of a gig, against a barrier about the height of my tits, no security so there's nothing to stop crowdsurfers and the like, and it had all been good fun, but one in massive boots stood on the barrier to jump...trapping my nipple in between it and his foot.
Fortunately the music was loud enough to drown my howl.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 13:53, Reply)
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