I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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TicksThankfully not me, but a chap I know
Ticks are wee beasties you get in the outdoors usually where there have been many sheep/deer that latch on to you, take a bite and happily drink your blood for a while until you take them off or they drink their fill. Kinda harmless apart from the risk of infection and limes disease being passes on from the sheep/deer. Recently I was camping in an area seemingly full of the little buggers, and as such everyone got well practised in getting them out with minimal fuss
Guess where the one bite to get infected and need a visit to the doctors was?
David
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:58, Reply)
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