I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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GrapefruitMy first mrs. squashed my left testacle between my leg and hers. It swelled like a grapefruit. Then, the doctor shoved his finger in my ass. The first wife is gone but I still see the doctor semi-annually.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:26, Reply)
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