I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Purely Accidental!I was once messinga round with my then boyfriend in my parents house, we'd been running round upstairs naked (as you do) and having the odd fumble here and there. He'd managed to whack my ass well and truly a good few times, soI decided it was time for revenge...so I trubdle downstairs (avoiding windows) and get the tea towel...which is in perfect 'slightly damp' conditions. I span it round and round and legged it upstairs and tried to do the whippy thing on his ass. I missed, I get him right in the sack, he managed to slam the door in my face before falling to the floor and crying. A Lot.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:54, Reply)
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