I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Cock + Pants = Gash HellI severed my penis. I was having some dirty love with a one night stand and couldn't be bothered with removing her pants, just edging them over.
The "frilly" cotton edging bit cut into my John Thomas leaving me with a massive gash on my cock. That could also be said about the sex, too...
Yes.
EDIT: To explain this further, just imagine a cotton hacksaw....
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:06, Reply)
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