I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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3rd grade prankA popular prank in grade school was to place objects on someone's chair just as they were sitting down. Just uncomfortable items, mind you, paper wads, pencil cases, etc.
A friend of mine went too far one day when he held newly sharpened pencil, point upright, on the chair of a mild-mannered female classmate as she was regaining her desk.
Effectively broke off 1 cm of graphite in her right butt-pillow which required surgical removal and much psychological counseling later on in life.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:38, Reply)
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