I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Bum Conker!was once checking for winnets while watching the telly as you do when i found a little tangle nut in me underpants, on closer examination it was 'conkered' to a hair I must have inadvertently swallowed and not fully passed. Well I tell thee it must have been one of Rapunzels fuckers as it took ages to extract, each little tug cheesewired my bum and beyond, which made me chuckle and cry all at the same time, did stop to do a little 'swing' half way through tho!
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:42, Reply)
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