I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Hey....what is this!Last year, i had the misfortune to endure the worst rugby injury in my rather stunted career. A fracas had erupted with the poepoe’s in the front row. Ref calls the offending players over, and being the captain I was summoned to. The opposition nutter decides to argue his point via the medium of a head butt to our player! Ouch. As the whole field stops in amazement at this development, I though I would take action (I though a good telling off was in order). Before I could move closer, the sod decided to try his best Bruce lee impersonation and did a side kick right into my ‘wee chap’, sending me down quicker than a $2 hooker. 2 mintues to breath again, and 10 before on feet!
Took me about 2 weeks before any hand to gland combat was resumed! It looks rather funny when its bruised!
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:42, Reply)
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