I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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some edemaIn one of many adolescent experimentations of most pleasurable masturbation lubricant, I used some simple soap.
Cue to 2 days later when the strange water swelling around my member has not gone away. I suspected it was the soap but found it so strange that it stay right under the skin in one specific area and create a swelling that I began to get a little scared I'd really bunged it up.
I finally broke down and asked my mother about it, thank god she didn't ask to see it. She had no answer, but didn't seem alarmed. I realized now that she must have been thinking "Oh dear, he's gotten to the incessant wanking stage".
Next day, the water ring was gone, and in its place was a lovely case of peeling, flaking and itchiness.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:49, Reply)
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