I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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About a year agoI came down with something. It was nothing too serious and I tried to get on with normal life. Except I took (and I kid you not) 19 turds in the space of 36 hours. By the time I got to about the 14th turd it felt like I was pissing a warm yellow liquid out of my arse. To make matters worse, I cycle to get around. Imagine the discomfort of an arse wiped after nearly 20 rounds of liquid crapola nicely perched on a thin bike saddle. Every little bump in the road slew me...
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:10, Reply)
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