I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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bits in painI read about this one in a medical book....A couple arrived at A&E, him with a very badly bleeding crotch & her with a bleeding head wound. After much coaxing from the nurses they finally revealed what had happened. They were out for dinner & the lady decided to give her boyfriend a "special blowjob dessert" under the table. While she was noshing away she had a gran mal seisure clamping down on his poor todger, the only way he could get her to let go was to stab her in the head repeatedly with a dessert fork....ouch!
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:34, Reply)
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