I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My DadMy father worked in an engineering plant making engines. They use the big over-head pullie systems to move the gear around.
Dad as machining away, with full safety gear including earphones on when somebody (later discovered to be an apprentice) decided it would be fun to throw one of these overhead cranes' cable with big hook on the end around.
The hook swung, the bit attached to the roof wasn't "locked down", big steel hook moves across the room at high speed and swings upwards.
Unfortunately it swung directly into my dads crotch on the up-swing, point end 1st.
His sack was ripped in two, his todger was almost ripped off and the hook sort of embedded into his thigh.
He was off work for nearly 3 months, got a nice payout (before the days of claims direct) and in some kind of weird way, met his now 2nd wife whilst in the hospital. Todger was repaired perfectly and although us kids refuse to admit it, it still functions exactly as is should.
He did admit to me later on that waking up with morning wood with 39 stitchs in your twig and berry sack is the most agonising pain you will ever experience.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 18:12, Reply)
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