I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Sunburned bolloxOn holiday in the Algarve, me and the soon-to-be missus had scored a penthouse apartment which was very private and very sunny.
We spent a lot of the time naked & having sex, usually followed by a couple of litres of plonk and a nice snooze in the baking sun.
Now, the underside of my baw-bag doesn't normally get much exposure to UV rays, but one day it got A LOT. When I woke up my scrote was horribly swollen, bright red and itchy as hell.
After a couple of days constant application of sunburn lotion, it went back to normal, but not before I peeled off a full crunchy scrotum in one go!
I wanted to keep it but she made me throw it away.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 18:26,
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