I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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motorbikecrashing a motorbike can have bad results if you hit the tank too hard. can result in surgery and removal of one of the twins.
fcuker was that i wasn't the only bike accident that day having an ultra sound (yes, the same thing pregnant women have) poor bugger (too)
Tho a few years later under cover of folliage (think thats right) with a paint ball rifle and face mask steaming up, couldnt help but laugh at a team mate stumbling out of the cloud of a coloured smoke grenade, covered in paint shot clutching his bits and whineing, collapsed like sack of spuds
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 19:16, Reply)
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