I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Hot and steamy.Earlier this year I had to get a doctor's appointment, as I found a lump on my right bollock. Naturally, I worried about cancer.
So, the doctor felt me up and told me it was just a cyst, which was good. Then in celebration, I tore our clothes off, laid down, at which point he mounted me and rode on my huge erect penis for approximately 15 minutes, before proceeding to go down on me and then fuck me up the arse on the cold floor of his office.
Didn't really hurt or anything. Actually, I fucking loved it.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 20:38, Reply)
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