I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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not me but a patient, thankfullywhen i was a student, I had a placement in a group home for people with learning disabilities, some of them when they showered had to sit on a litlle plastic chair, as their balance wasn't so great, and to help all the water drain they had little holes in them. This poor unlucky chap managed to get his plums stuck in these little holes, as the butt monkey student it was my job to try and free them, no matter how much soap, washing up liquid, vaseline I slapped on they weren't budging, so had to call the fire brigade out to cut him free with those scarily big cutter jobbies! poor chap looked terrifed! I think the trust I work for now are VERY careful about the sizes of the holes in those little chairs!
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 3:14, Reply)
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