I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My brotherWhen we were little my older brother used to bully me in the older brother kind of way (nicking my stuff and calling me names). One day I had, had enough and I kicked him full on, right in the knackers. I may have even had a run up. He cried for ages.
Ha!
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 10:20, Reply)
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