I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My fellais none too bright! He came home few weeks ago with his hand firmly down his trousers. It seems that he decided to have a trim 'down there' but instead of using a small pair of scissors like a normal person, He'd used a pair of kitchen devil scissors (the kind for cutting meat) and, proceeded to cut open his scrote. Not even immense pain and bloodloss could teach him a lesson and he still uses the same pair of scissors when he needs a trim.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 12:35, Reply)
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