I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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That'll learn him...I was five, my brother seventeen. Said brother took my chocolate bar which renedered me somewhat angered. My reaction? A leaping punch that connected with (what we later found out to be) his penis. The result? A swift trip to the hospital for an emergency circumcision. The moral? TAKE MY CHOCOLATE BAR AND I'LL FUCKING OWN YOU.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 13:27, Reply)
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