I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Pissing blood after bar misundertanding.I was out for a pint or two when I was 18. A friend of mine who didn't smoke asked my for a light (for someone else), I knew he didn't smoke so I said somthing silly: "Who's that for Johnny McCoomb"? It so happens that a Gary McCoomb was standing close at the bar and his uncle Johnny had been thrown off the pier years previous with an anchor around his neck. I tried to explain that I didn't know his uncle and wasn't dissing his memory, to no avail. Gary promptly planted his steel toecap directly into my nuts. I went several shades of green, and retreated to the toilet urinals where I proceeded to piss about 1.5 pints of blood before being taken to hospital for 3 days.
I waslater know in college as 'One ball Paul' even though they are both still there...
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 15:30, Reply)
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