I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My poor cock.I'd just had sex with my girlfriend, and was lying back in post coital bliss. She grabbed the end of the condom and started stretching it out to a length of about 30cm. I asked her what she was doing, and she told me she was taking it off for me. I said that she'd never get it off like that, and she said "Oh", and released it. The conny snapped me right on the tip of my just come and highly sensitive cock, like a bloody great rubber band, and I let out a scream of anguish. She asked me what was wrong. I dont go out with her anymore.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 0:41, Reply)
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