I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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How rude...Ok... worst story I can think of. My boyfriend and I were getting a bit ... *intimate* one day. With hands. On naughtybits. He got a little enthusiastic with his fingers, and I certainly wasn't complaining... until he pulled his fingers out completely, didn't pay much attention to where they were going, and missed. He hadn't trimmed his fingernails in weeks. I cried my poor little eyes out.
Incidentally, I like this QotW. I'm learning so many new words.
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Kittenpants, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 1:25,
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