I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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why you should wear a cup while skateboarding.It was a normal day at the skatepark with a few friends, drinking soda and skateboarding. My friend Nate said "Hey fag! I bet you couldnt boardslide* that rail!" (*boardslide is when you do a 90 degree turn onto a rail and slide on the bottom of your board) So, taking his challenge I called him a cunt and tried it. Now, the board snaps from under my feet and I fall right onto my crotch. Fall forward and break my nose. :X Yeah.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 3:29, Reply)
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