I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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One day long ago Mr Camel was eating 'Dave's insanity sauce' on toastand encouraging a friend to do so too. Friend's girlfriend comes round and drags friend upstairs for some rude business.
Shorty afterward she's heard to scream, then ran naked downstairs and into the shower where she held said showerhead on her lady bits for some time.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 12:56,
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