I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Also...At high school (and beyond), I was quite prone to jumping onto and going through with spur of the moment ideas and actions without quite thinking them all the way through.
One such incident happened at lunch time with the group of friends, all mindless chatter and such and there I am lost in my own world lost to my own thoughts...
"I wonder if it's possible to kick yourself in the bollocks?"
Verdict: Yes. Yes it is.
Cue: Tears from myself, and tears from those standing in the immediate vicinity (for different reasons I'm sure).
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 13:06, Reply)
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