I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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whilst dirt jumping(on a mountain bike) I managed to crash , straight over the bars, or so I thought, no I just managed to pin my knob a block of CNC machined metal, I still have a scar, halfway down my knob
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 13:34,
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