I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Oh, I have anotherThis one isn't dirty or anything. Walking to my boyfriend's house a couple of days ago, was texting my friend Amy about "gnome graves" which we decided are holes in the ground roughly the size and shape of a gnome's coffin... if gnomes existed (we found a couple at college, we didn't just randomly make it up). So, I was walking over a field, when I happened to put my foot into a gnome grave and fall backwards onto my arse. On the only manhole in the middle of this stupid field. Practically hobbled to my boyfriend's house, where we sexed a bit.
Walking back to college, walking a bit funnily from landing on my bum, as well as rough sex, I put my foot in the same bloody gnome grave and whacked my arse off a rock this time.
I walked like a mong for the rest of the day :(
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Kittenpants, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 18:13,
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