I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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More my lumbar spine than my bum...but I guess it's near enoughA few years ago I was doing this drama summer school. On the final performance, I slipped and fell. Cue a collective intaking of breath my the audience (I guess they must have heard my spine being CRUSHED like a telescope).
Still, afterwards I maintained that I 'meant' to fall. For a week and a half, I was in an extreme amount of pain in the lower back/posteria vicinity. However, I still maintain that I did the right thing by telling everyone it wasn't an accident. I'd rather suffer the pain and look cool (well, as cool as one can look with a crushed spince and bum) than admit to being a comlete klutz.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 19:52, Reply)
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