I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Every now and then when I am sitting downa pube (stil attached) seems to work it's way under my foreskin and get trapped there. It smarts a bit when I stand up. This doesn't really cause any damage and is easy to fix with a quick right-hand rummage.
The problem is that it only ever seems to happen when I am in public. It leaves me with the dilema of choosing between sticking my hand down my pants in the middle of a busy street, or hobbling to the nearest loo.
I like to go with sticking my hand down my pants in the middle of a busy street.
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Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 21:27,
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